my walk of shame this morning consisted of basketball shorts, an XL t-shirt, heels and a messy bun

I have never run inside my house as fast as I did in order to avoid my neighbors before that moment

I threw up on the side of the highway last night and was hungover until 3 this afternoon

ahh the perks of being 21

okay I finally bought a good sports bra…. now I just need to motivate myself to work out. i thought that would do the trick but I’m still just eating oreos in bed